Flashback to a day when...

Hi, ini kampung saya. Kampung saya stail. kampung saya tak ada air-cond. tapi bila malam sejuk dia bukan main lagi. kampung saya dkt Bentong Pahang. Dekat je nak pergi Genting haha. Aki (atok) saya cool gila. dia banyak baca reader's Digest. Rumah ini banyak barang antik. keris turun temurun pun ada, motif? masih belum di ketahui. belakang rumah ini ada dusun yang besar. tp saya tak suka pergi. sbb banyak nyamuk dan babi liar. kadang kadang babi liar itu berjalan jalan di hadapan rumah ini lalu aki saya menembak nya lalu ia terkedek kedek lari ke hutan belakag rumah. osem kan?

Rumah ini meriah bila ada sanak saudara yang pulang raya. Ini sedara saya( baju hitam) dia Justin Bieber wannabe. abang saya selalu meng-bieber kan dia. loser haha


Keadaan di kampung amat lah bosan pada waktu malam lagi lagi anak anak remaja tidak reti tidur mengikut waktu. saya suka main twister. tapi kalau dah main 3 round penat dia kalah org main futsal. baju merah itu abg saya dan hitam itu sedara saya. benci betul main dgn diorg sbb diorg tak reti penat -__- grr


Menjadi kebiasaan kalau raya dok meriah semua ada kami buat barbique ni. sedang semua org bergembiraa makan makan, pakcik dan makcik saya supplier bunga api dan mercun.saya suka main bunga api. tetapi mercun saya tak reti main lalu di situ lah mula nya cerita ini...


Masa raya pertama 2011 tahun ini, semua sedara mara abg abg kakak kakak tengah makn bbq aym lamb dan sebagi nya. saya dan abg pun main bunga api. Wei happy tak igt dunia. adk adk sedara pun tak happy mcm kitorng ni ha. dah lepas main penat kan so lek makan lagi. dh hbs makn sambung main lah. dan dan byk lagi bunga api. yang diorg ni nak main lawan dgn jiran kampung rumah depan, dari zaman kitorg kcik kecik lawan dgn depa time raya. so dah pang pung pang pung mercun roket lah das lah bola lah gegar kampung rasa nya. rumah depan dah habis mercun jd mereka stop. kitorg ni bakar line lah main lagi hahaha yg aku dari tadi mair bunga api je -.- tak jemu jemu. main mercun das pun takut takut.


dah semua org dah malas main, aku mengadu kebosanan main bunga api tu. aku tgk cousin aku sorg ni lek je main mercun lebah. tahu kan mercun lebah. antara mercun paling noob ! dia terbang terbang pusing pusing then tu je lah. sat aku google gambar dia. haha




haa cmni kan rupe dia? mercun ni tk meletup apa pun dia antra plg selamat lah. so aku pun berani kan diri unt main mercun lebah ni. mula mula cousin aku (alam) dia demo sikit cara cara main da. aku tengok lah dgn kusyuk.

mule mule tyra bakar dulu dkt pelita ni. dah tu tunggu 3 saat baru baling. jgn baling awal awal nanti dia tk nk terbang,

okey dia punya terbang cantikk je. aku jeles nak try ni. satgi.....

time bakar baling semua dah cantik dah. aku baling dkt tmpt sama dia baling, dkt tepi pagar besar tu haa tak ada lah dkt sgt dgn jalan raya. entah macam mana lebah tu terbang keluar pagar then ada pulak kereta lalu pakk kene cermin depan dia.

Faham tak? meh aku lukis kan mcm mana kejadian itu.

Nak jadi kan cerita,

aku dah gabra ni kene kereta orang sumpah. firstime main mercun kene kereta org pulak dah. satgi kereta tu boleh buat u-turn patah balik sudah ! aku dah fakkk! gabra aku lari naik rumah. makcik pakcik cousin aku semua pelik. tp time aku lari lintang pukang tu aku igt lagi aku jerit " AHH TIRA MAIN MERCUN KENE KERETA ORANGGGGG" hahahaha sumpah lawak!jantung aku tak yah cite laju kemain. takut punye pasal. aku rasa kene kereta waja kot. satgi pata balik benti dpn rumah kereta kancil -.- dia bnti dpn rumah mak and bapak aku kluar pegi settle kan, abg abg sedara aku tegok jee diorg kata klu dia melebih memang rami ramai turun. dgn sorang nye badan mcm player rugby sudah dgn genster KFC ada. haa semua tggu masa je nak back up mama papa yg tgh settle dgn mamat kancil tu.

"ni mana budak yg main mercun td panggil keluar" nada marah org kancil

"mintak maaf lah cik biasa lah budak budak main mecun. maaf eh" mama dgn relex nye

"ni nak bakar kereta saya ke apa ni?" org tu merah balik.

aku dkt ats mengintai dari tingkp je takut do hahaha apa ke bangang nye mercun lebah kene cermin dpn boleh terbakar kerta kancil lah sial? serious lawakkk. dia boleh siap patah balik sudah. buat hal dkt kampung gua. rumah depan yg kite org lwan mercun tu diorg tengok jee kejadian itu, depa kata klau mamat kancil tu melebih mereka pun turun settle. hahaha so sweet. setelah lebih 5 mint mama settle ckp elok elok minta maaf bagi dia pun beransur dgn mrh nya. pakcik aku kata ' kalau takut kerta kne mercun jgn lalu jln kampung lah !' hahaha aku tanya mama dia muda ke tua ke? mama ckp muda macam mat rempit je -___- aku dah tak tahan gelak.

Gelak gelak gak, satgi kene bahan dgn sedara mara jee panas jugak. tapi nak cover malu punya pasal buat relex je lah kan tpi bila igt balik weii maluuuu nyeeeeeeeee. terus insaf tak nak main mercun dh. main bunga api je -____-

moral of the story: jom try bakar kancil dgn mercun lebah apa jadi?

kbai

alot of F word.

HOW DOES IT FEAKING FEEL WHEN YOU DONE MOST OF THE WORK BUT OTHER PEOPLE GET MOST OF THE CREADIT ?

ONE WORD. FAK!

AND THE OTHER CAN JUST ACTING LIKE NOTHING HAPPEN WHEN IM THE FREAKING ONE WHO GOT DEDUCTED MARKS BEAUSE COMMING LATE FOR THE SHIT PRESENTATION BECAUSE PRINTING STUFF FOR THE FREAKING OTHERS. WHAT DID THEY DO? LAUGHING HAPPYLY WHILE MY CRYSTEL EYES ARE COLLECTING THE FREAKING TEARS FOR THE FREAKING MINUS 1 MARK. IMAGINE 1 MARK MAKE A HUGEEEEE DIFFRENCE MAN. FAK DUCK SUCK

ITS IS SOOO NOT FUCKING WORTH IM STAYING UP LATE TILL 7AM THIS MORNING TO DONE THIS FREAKING WORK FOR THE OTHER TO GET THE FULL MARK WHILE IM GET DEDUCTED ? FAK AGAIN ON THAT !

Thank you to all that involved in my assigment, oh wait ! its all just me all along -___-

Thats the end of my presentation today,

thank you for your attention.

Sudah jatuh terguling pula

*while writing this im still laughing at myself*

malam tu pergi sahur dkt dewan makan like 3.30am then at 5am baru tidur and i was like mengantuk nyeee lah nak bangun class at 8.30am. takpe lepas subuh aku tidur lah. tegar lah bangun 8am sempat lagi mandi mandi siap siap pergi class math 8.30am ni. so sedap sedap tidur seddenly aku terbatuk and terjaga. and aku tgk bilik awat terang semacam ? tengok tengok jam AMBIK KAU pukul 9am. and i was like FAKKKKKKK !!! IM SOOO LATEEEE. so aku pikir nak pergi tak nak pergi tak nak pergi tak? kalau tak aku tertinggal satu chapter yang agak sukar dan prof mesti sakit hati kalu aku dtg lambat. erghhh. so aku text classmate aku tanya hari nii prof punye mood okey tak. bcs last class dia punyee lah marah org dtg lambt. so diorg ckp mood dia okey hari ni. siap buat lawak lagi, diorg ckp dtg je penuh kan kedatangan. Aku pun betul jugak aku tak pernah skip class dia lagi.

So aku pun mandi bak kuching takut air. gigil aku mandi sejuk pulak air pagi pagi nii. aku mandi tak lebih 5 minit tak kurang 3 minit hahaha SETTLE ! keluar toilet berlarii aku pegi bilik dgn seliper aku yang tak ada grip mcm main ice-skating aku keluar toilet. eh eh eh eh cover cover jangan jatuh. serious mcm mak cik balik pasar dengan bakul sabun aku terhuyung hanyang. Adoi. sampai bilik aku tempas pintu KEDEGANGGGGGG ! roomate aku sorang bangun. dia ada class 10.30. dia tgk aku gelabah dia pun gelabah. adoii aku dah tak tahan gelak tgk gelagat dia, aku pun terus la mencari baju sesuai di pakai time lambat ni. elok elok aku tgh siap, roomate aku yg bangun tadi nak bangun katil, sekli KEDEGANGGGGG lagiii ! bergegar katil dia terhantuk HAHAHAHA aku dh tak tahan gelak time tu tapi wei wei lambat ! aku pakai tudung tak gosok semalam apa adahal. tak sampai 10 mint aku siap WAHHH record ! selalu lebih setengah jam -__-"

Aku pun lintang pukang larii turun kolej. aku jalan lajuu sampai mc terkengkang rasanya jadi nye. Ahh tak ada makna kau nak coverr coverr lambat ni. pegimam. class dah lah dkt bangunan yang ats jauh sikit (dekat Y) then tingkat 3. serious gigih aku mendaki ke kelas. 4 jenis tangga perlu aku tempuhi unt ke kelas. SABAR TYRA SABAR ! okeyy aku pun speed naik ke tingkat 3 tu. haaaa lega aku nampak pintu class. aku puncontrol cool fuh tarik nafas termengah mengah mengah ni. fuh fuh.

Satgi..........

Time pegang tombol pintu aku pikir mcm awkward pulak class aku dkt sini. suddenl aku rasa mcm bukan class aku tpi aku punye tangan dah ter pusing tombol lalu membuka pintu aku dah OH SHITTTTTT SILAP CLASS ! hahahaha Yang sir dalam class tu dah pandang aku tepat dan tajam sambil buat muke berkerut kerut Adoii aku dah maluu nyeee. SORRY SIR -__- paaaappp aku tutup pintu tersebut sambil menepuk dahi -___-" mana aku nak letak muka aku yang dah malu ni. aku pun baru igt class dkt shah bandar punye dewan ! time ni menyesal tak menyesal. sbb nk pegi shah bandar lagi dkt dari kolej. like 5 mint je ni dkt 10 mint berlari baru sampai. aku membazir masa dan tenga dah ni. aku pun gigih laaa terus kan barlari ke shah bandar. lalu tangga tangga dan tangga. tekengkang aku dkt tangga tak nak jatuh lagi tambah malu kang. berlari lah aku tepi tasik. naik jambatan melintasi tasik tu bergoyang goyang jambatan tu aku sorang je lalu hahaha DASYAT ! mcm hapa dah aku lari atas tu. and again tangga dan tangga lagi ke shabandar itu.

Sampai class....

aku tgk jam ada lah dkt 9.25am. aku dah aduhh please lah jgn marah prof. then dia nampak aku, " haaa lambat datang bangun lambat kee pakai jam Besarrr ? " aku dahh errmmmm Bangan lamabat sir *sambail buat muke siput akuu ahaha then dia tanya lagi kenapa lamabt ? aku pun pegi lah dkt prof tu nak ckp hal sebenar yang aku lmbt. so aku pegi dkt prof aku bisik " saya salah masuk class tadi saya pergi dkt class Y " then prof aku gelak kan aku sambil cerita dekat satu class -_____________- untung lah kene gelak ! then dia cakap ada lecture tak dalm class tu? aku pun mengambar kan lah lecture tu " dia badan besar then kulit gelap gelap, saya igt prof tp kenapa gelap sgt kan -__- then dia ada jangutt bla bla bla " prof aku cakap tu mcm kawan dia and i was like Daaaaa ? sampai habis class kene bahan dgn prof aku. nak balik aku ckap lah ' Thank you prof ' dia pun membalas ' haa ni balik sambung tidur lagi lah ni ? ' dah dah buat muke siput lagi sekali sambil terus kan berjalan tanpa menoleh pun dkt dia.

MORAL : check jadual dahulu sebelum ke kelas dan jangan mengharap kan alarm phone sgt. aku bangun phone aku dah dah kemana dah -..- bunyi ke tak pagi tadi tak perasan apa.

Beruk-band

Berukband saya hilang. saya sengsara tanpa nya. hidup saya tidak bermakna lagi. saya sedih. saya kesunyian tanpa nya. apa kan daya. Mama kate dia nak buat kan yang baru dan update speed. saya terus ceria :)

Astray

saying goodbye was the hardest part,but letting you go was the most painful chioice i have to make.

Almost Lover

State the obvious, i'll never get my perfect fantasy. I realized you love yourself more then you could ever love me.

*Taylor swift, Picture to burn.

After all the patient and the 'being silence' about all the small cut and bruses, I just cant handle it no more. I can be the nicest person in our life, not as your princess but as your slave. I'll be there when you want to. I'll spend my time and money for you. without even bother about it. but as your 'slave' i want some repayment for what all i've done. not another fight each and every night. you keep thinking about yourself. What about me? what am i to you? im not asking who am i to you but 'what' am i to you? you treat me right some of the time. what about most of the time? fill with another fight and egorisme in your voice. I finally had enough. I had enough. We'r not meant for each other anymore. or we were never be meant for one and other? i had wonderful time knowing you. you are special. but then there is a lot of friction between us. that causes sparks that turn into a huge range of fire that gonna burn us both.

i just wanna say thank you for bring me some joy for the past few month. you make me laugh. i appriciate it. but its time for us to go on our saperate ways. Just like the poem 'Road not Taken' I'll take the path which less travel by people. Its hard to walk on this world alone i must admint. without 'someone' by myside. I'll tried to lived it again. look on the bright side, i still have my Family, friends and most importantly, Him :) im sure Allah will always looked after me if i Always remember Him :)

I'am sick of the on and off motion. Im tired. im sure you understand. you wanna love ourself more then other right? you've got your wish :) love your self all you want it. because im out of here. Im tarriblely sad i must admint. but at the same time i feel like a burden have been lifted off me. i feel free. it must be lonley for me after this. but life must goes on. i think i can handle it. Time will heal it. Im sure.

Keep all thoes thing that i give to you as our memory, i dont want it back. Its for you. can i keep your so called ' Kemeja ' ? that is the only thing of yours that i have. i'll promise i keep it safe and warm. lastly, I dont hate you. I just had enough. Do take care, keep on studying.

Lots of love,

AH

Kbye AF

Ambik kau !

whattahell? aku dah tak reti nak post post bende ni lagi dah. pfttt. dah 4 month maa tak post -.- and it felt weird like siapa jee nak read my pathetic blog lagi? haha nevermind it just a diary for me once aku dah tua dah bercucu cicit aku tunjuk lah dkt cucu aku bertapa cool nya aku ada blog masa muda muda dulu :D hoyeahhh im cool ritee * muke excited.

well the freaking reason i wanna post zee post for today sebab aku nak cerita aku dah melangkah ke alam yang sangat awesome as taking picture dpn pintu pavi -__- okey that is just a sacrastic statement . well is not that pathetic lah. okey okey actually aku nak cerite yang aku dah masuk Institut Pengajian Tinggi Awam (IPTA) haa awesome kan bunyi dia. aku masuk UITM MELAKA ALOR GAJAH. okey aku bukan nak brag okey tulis besar besar bagai but hmm im just glad and syukur alhamdulilah dapat. Atlest i put a huge smile on my parents face when i entered here. when the last time you make your parent smile that wide? okey sentap sekejap. chill chill . nak tulis blog mesti nak santai santai kan. so buat lek broo.

so now kire dah 2 bulan lah aku dkt sini. it was an amazing experience though. tak pernah masuk asrama then aleh aleh berjauhan gini. at first i cant take the pressure lah, mak jauh siapa nak bagi makan lah mcm mana laundry ? duit cukup ke? siapa nak kejut subuh? bila masa pulak masa yang paling sesuai nak santai? kalau overbudget tak ada duit mcm mana :( haa thousand question membanjiri fikiran ku. but yang most important is macam mana kalau aku rindu mama papa ? how should i tell them ? call them and said i miss you? that would be soooo awkward man. i can tell. but i've learn to tell that to them in wte ways pun. even my annoying big brothers i miss them. haiyoo weird isnt? well people said you never know it untill its gone kan. bila dah jauh haa baru hang tau rindu abang abang hang yang hang pi dok gaduh gaduh dulu. dgn abg dulu pasal bantal pun nak gaduh , adehhh masalah betul. but yeah rindu suasana rumahh. wte pun i'll cope with it :)

now cerita dekat sini la pulak. masa dkt sini dpt byk kawan baru kawan lama semua baik baik belaka bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla ............................................................................................................................................................. okey stop !

semua orang ada pengalaman mcm tu, nak tulis pun bosan -.- okey frenkly ni aku nak ckp aku suke masuk sini. syukur aku dkt melaka je weh tak sanggup aku jauh jauh. meraung raung aku nak balik nanti. hahhaaha tak tipu -.- okey apa best dkt sini ? entah ! aku main rugby pulak tibe tibe dkt sini. it was fun pun :D i lokeeeeeeee

nak jujur ni. kawan aku tak ramai dkt sini hahahahahaha boleh percaya? aku lepak dgn org yang sama je balik balik. kenapa? sebab entah mmg aku mcm tu . tak suke lepak in a group yang besar. aku suke lepak 2 - 3 org je. ramai rami serabut ! nnt aku cite siapa aku lepaks. so malas nk cerite pasal study. everybody know how study was kan. so paham paham lah sendiri yoo.

Here some things i wanna share since dah 2 bulan dekat sini. hehe

if you turn out to be something as annoying and unplesent to watch like this, err there some problem with you. so please seek for medical attention pronto ! like seriously

if your lunch or dinner looks like this well chill out atleste you have somethig to eat maa. its normal ! kire beruntung dpt roti ohh cokolate kismis lagi apa ada hal? sedap apa ! dari makan biskun kering cecah teh o tanpa gula lagi sadis wehh. so aku belajar bersyukur kehadrat ilahi dpt mkn mcm ni pun. rasa seperti masakan ibunda tercinta wehhh :D hahahaha

Agak agak bukak wallet keluar kupu kupu tu ahhh itu lah tanda tanda seorang pelajar :D nampak nampak? agak agak bukak wallet tingal sekeping je then lain duit syilling je byk adoiyay macam mane ? lapar lee. relek ni perkara biasa der. haha haa here some tips for ya all ! okeyz? pftt. dah jadi mcm ni kan, kopak habis ni nak pegi ATM pun rase mesen tu gelak kan kau sbb tak isi pun dlm account kau. so gune lah duit syilling yang bergunung tu call mak bapak pakai publik mintak tolong bank in duit ! nampak nampak? haaaaa


Finally ! if dapat kawan kawan yang agak berbeza tapi serupa seperti di atas ini. haa itu lah rakan anda! di atas ini ialah wazee and tiqot. wazee same course but tiqot dia AD but still we manage to spend some time together maa. mana kenal diorg ? senang cerita time orentasi la baru purely kenal but turus lekat. kalau jumpe gelak satu libry boleh dengar. aku pun kdg kdg heran mcm mana boleh rapt dgn diorg. well we're meant for each other aww apahal la nak jiwang bagai ni hahah

K dah penat. till then kbye ~

NONE

I've lernt today that there is no Happy Ending eventhough for the perfect couples.

Who do You think you are ?

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz7BGlgb5Do&feature=relmfu

APASAL !

Awat lah blog aku ni tak boleh nak paste anything pulak ni. bila right click dia tak kasi pulak nak paste stuff link. hampeh betul cek marah ni. selalu boleh je. ni nak share video dah tak bolehh. teruigh hilang mood nak blog leh macam ni.

pokemon pikacu piglet winnie the pooh pokochan kiteretsu betul -____-"

Call to Life.

One day, a FOOL is trying to make a call to someone who care. because her life is so sad , grey, lifeless and pathetic. so what she did is she look up the yellow page and started to search someone name 'who care'. but sadly no parent that fucking morron to put their child a name such losser as that. so this fool dail one hotline 1-300-call-to-life

Then suddenly an machine operator answer

Call to life hotline service. we provide specialist from all over the world to solve your problem. first we must identify your problem. please press the number that according to your need.

If you have short term memory lost please press 1, if you have short term memory lost please press 1 , if you have short term memory lost please press 1.

If you have relationship or love dispair, please dial the number of your partner and solve with them. not with us.

If you hate life and want to commite suicide, please press 999

If you have cheated on your wife or husband or even your 2 month partner please press 3 , 5 ,7 and #

If you need someone share your problem with. please enter your country zip code and your mom's phone number.

If you sad because you fail your exam or loss your job, please take a cool bath and reedem your self. there is no one here to help you on that accept yourself.

If you think your are pretty , hot , sexy , good looking and metro sexsual person or even your're blond and have thousand of friends to party. please press the red button on your phone. sorry we hate people like that. Thank you for calling .

* This is stricly joke that I invented to fill my pastime. dont press any number alright? haha

Table for two

I fogot what it feel to actully have a 'Hi or 'Hello' conversation with a real guy. I mean like actully a real guy. A guy that you can imagine yourself having a real talk sitting there drinking coffee for hours and just have a purely chat. Its a long time since im in any relationship. Its funny to think it all back. so childish so puppy love so not gonna happen again. Im like whats wrong with me? Im sick and tired of this immuture games of male and female when they started trusting each other. Im i ready for another one of this ? Just hoping it will last , surely it wasnt enough. so what do i want. Okey i know. I want a real Man , got me. A MAN ! not another freak boy. I want a muture relation. can i ?

Annoying Athirah epsd 11. I'am Back !

Presenting the all new Athirah Halim :)

Im using same email for all site. just in case, find me using this email

tiyra@rocketmail.com

POCODOT :)

Name : Athirah Halim

FACEBOOK :)

facebook.com/athirah.halim




TWITTER :)
follow me : tyrahalim

Annoying Athirah epsd 10. Hello Guitar Hero :)

its just be soo long since my last post. yeaa i kindda busy and err i kindda forgot that i even have my very own blog -___- yey me ! oh well, SPM is soo last year. now i got a new thing going on. its called LIFE.

* you can skip the part that im actually playing it. bcs it might be boring for peeps who dont understand the sound of GH :) haha poyo betul -__-'

for my dudes, happy holidays and national service.

and the kids, good luck with school :p do your freaking homework !

Annoying Athirah epsd 9. SPM mood.

Forgive my uglyness.

GOOD LUCK melalui SPM. no worries, SPM je pun -.-

Annoying Athirah epsd 8. HAPPY BIRTHDAY !

A birthday is a day that starts with wishes , killed with awesome suprises and ends with joy and happy memories :D

azfar, alep, aniq, bf sha, naja, sha, faiz, bella, thera, fatin, me, ali, little kid hannah, dayah, zawin, elly, qyda, qyda's bf, atiqah, diana and Arief ! :)

Annoying Athirah epsd 7, ass pee emm !

To all my fella friends who taking spm soon, im wishing ya'll the greates luck i ever wish to anyone. well, you need all the luck you could have and miracles and extra effort on your studies :)

GOOD THE FREAKING LUCK SUCKERS !

Annoying Athirah epsd 6, Ramadan special.

Selamat menyambut bulan Ramadan, agar Ramadan kali ini lebih baik dari sebelum nya insyallah ;) and Selamat hari Raya (incoming) haha

Annoying Athirah epsd 5 . the last song ;'(

* i looked like an old lady -.-

Annoying Athirah epsd 4. The big suprise.

Annoying Athirah epsd 3. school kid part 2.

*wish me luck ;'( i really do need it .